Another reason why I love my husband

Me: My brother dated this really weird girl for a while.

Handsome husband: Weird?

M: Stalker weird.

HH: ???

M: He kept breaking up with her, but she would just SHOW UP in his bedroom and wait, for HOURS for him to come home.

HH: Ok, that's weird.

M: No, it gets worse. He would ignore her, and go to sleep. Hours later she would STILL be there.

HH: Seriously?

M: really.

HH: Let me get this straight. She would stalk him, in his bedroom, silent, and not leave.

M: Right.

HH: How does this sound like Twilight?

M: What?

HH: EDWARD!!!